1 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,225 I can't tell which angle makes it scream, 2 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:21,813 "Hey, welcome to a modern, cool speakeasy!" 3 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:24,816 Well, from any angle, I'm pretty sure it's screaming, 4 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,694 "Hey, I'm a chair! I shouldn't even be talking." 5 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:31,531 I just want every detail of our speakeasy 6 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,366 to be perfect, you know? 7 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,994 I got this vintage record player at a garage sale. 8 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:38,705 Oh, and this vintage coffee table at another garage sale. 9 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,874 Oh, and those pillows? - Garage sale. 10 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,208 Actually, I got those on Etsy. 11 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,544 Oh. 12 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,588 I just want it to be special, you know? 13 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:47,630 It's my baby. 14 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,716 Aw. It is special. 15 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,259 You should feel real good about it. 16 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,219 I'll feel better once our lighting is finished. 17 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,139 Step ahead of you, sister. 18 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,312 I had the electrician install it over the weekend. 19 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,438 Thank you, Bobbie. 20 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:04,773 You're welcome. 21 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,149 I don't know what I'd do without you. 22 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,984 Oh, you're doing great. 23 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,527 Only thing to keep in mind moving forward 24 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,488 is to keep a cool head. 25 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:13,907 Nothing to get worked up about. 26 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,492 Hey, guys, hide the hooch. 27 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:16,952 The fuzz is here. 28 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,873 Oh, yeah. Just a little speakeasy humor. 29 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,041 It's the health inspector. 30 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,584 The health inspector? 31 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,003 Wh--that's not until Wednesday! 32 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,423 Remember me? 33 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,175 Monica Ulrich, Department of Health, 34 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,760 badge number... all: 168. 35 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,262 Yep, yep, yep. 36 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,722 Monica, what are you doing here? 37 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,516 I'll be performing the health inspection 38 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,851 for this space on Wednesday. 39 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,938 I'd like you to have this paperwork filled out by then. 40 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,357 We didn't have to do this last time. 41 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,192 Well, I wanted to get here ahead of time 42 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:52,529 to tell you that, unofficially, 43 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,031 I'm really looking forward to spending time with you 44 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,407 as just one of the gals. 45 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,285 You know, gal time. 46 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,498 Why? 47 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,500 Well, during our last encounter, 48 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:09,255 I felt that the staff and I had developed an easygoing rapport. 49 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,299 Did I work here then? 50 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,926 She's just kidding. 51 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,761 Of course we did. 52 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,763 I'm relieved it's mutual. 53 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,307 Well, I guess I'll see you gals Wednesday! 54 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:24,812 Have a good day. 55 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,690 I don't know what that badge does, 56 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:31,901 but I never want one. 57 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,112 Bobbie, are you sure you're going to be OK 58 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,864 with Monica doing the inspection? 59 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,323 Of course. Why wouldn't I be? 60 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,200 Um, the last time she was here, 61 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,494 all she did was flirt with Emmett. 62 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,621 Her nickname for him was Hot Sauce. 63 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:45,874 Don't be ridiculous. 64 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,667 I'll be fine. 65 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,502 - You sure? - Of course I'm sure. 66 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,254 Now let's get downstairs 67 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,840 and open that other business that we're running. 68 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,383 OK. 69 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,678 Ooh. 70 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,725 Crap. I'm going to need that. 71 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:08,354 ♪ Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ♪ 72 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,398 {\an8}♪ To get through the day ♪ 73 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,317 {\an8}♪ And sleep on through the night ♪ 74 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:14,402 ♪ But here you'll find a place ♪ 75 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,822 ♪ That'll surely lift your spirits ♪ 76 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:23,244 ♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪ 77 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,371 {\an8}Oh! 78 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,040 {\an8}Did my birthday come early? 79 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,543 {\an8}Who sent me two front row seats to "Mamma Mia!"? 80 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,254 {\an8}- They're addressed to Emmett. - Ugh. 81 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:36,466 {\an8}How dare he go to a musical without me? 82 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,887 {\an8}Maybe he wants to only hear the actors sing. 83 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,972 {\an8}I mouth the words. 84 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,642 {\an8}Yeah, and a lot of sound comes out. 85 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,937 {\an8}Oh, there he is. 86 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,814 {\an8}The dancing king. 87 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,816 {\an8}What? 88 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,193 {\an8}Your "Mamma Mia!" tickets came. 89 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,196 {\an8}You know you can get those by email. 90 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:01,741 {\an8}I got those for me and Bobbie when we were together. 91 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,701 {\an8}Sorry. 92 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,954 {\an8}Are you still going to go? 93 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:07,330 {\an8}No. 94 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,916 {\an8}Well, these are great seats, and I love ABBA. 95 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,125 {\an8}Could I maybe buy them from you? 96 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,586 {\an8}No. 97 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,963 {\an8}Just 'cause I'm not going to use them 98 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,423 {\an8}doesn't mean you can. 99 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,843 {\an8}Wow. 100 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,262 {\an8}And I thought you guys were friends. 101 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,722 {\an8}Did you do something? 102 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,015 {\an8}Ooh, ooh. 103 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,350 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 104 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,560 Yes, you in the back. 105 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,354 Well, maybe he's mad at you 106 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,399 because you blabbed his secret and Bobbie broke up with him. 107 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,817 Why is he attacking me? 108 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,610 I didn't blab his secret. Takoda did. 109 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,405 He should be attacking Takoda. 110 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:44,701 You're a real profile in courage, Steve. 111 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,537 Well, I don't know if this will make you feel any better, 112 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,622 but the important thing is, 113 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,542 no one's mad at me. 114 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:58,631 She's wrong. 115 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,425 I hate her. 116 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:07,432 Eat it. 117 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,183 Hey, Bobbie, I was-- 118 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,518 uh-oh. 119 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,687 You're shredding. 120 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,522 You only do that when you're upset. 121 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,524 Is it Monica? 122 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:17,985 No, it's your paycheck. 123 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,115 Of course it's Monica. 124 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,742 If it really bothers you, 125 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,785 I'm sure there's some way we can get rid of her. 126 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:30,329 She won't fit in the shredder. 127 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,082 But really, I have no right to interfere. 128 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,002 I was the one that said Emmett and I should just be friends. 129 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,545 Technically true. 130 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,464 But if Emmett and Monica start to date, 131 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,299 you're going to have to see that every day. 132 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,760 We can't have a health inspector here. 133 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:47,805 She'll probably make me stop feeding the alley cats. 134 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,975 Those are raccoons. 135 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,855 She's shredding. - Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,607 She's upset because she thinks 137 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,567 Monica and Emmett will start dating, 138 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,569 and then they'll, you know, mm... 139 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,030 Mm-mm-mm. 140 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,074 OK. I don't love the visual. 141 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:09,619 And I don't love the sound effects. 142 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:11,788 It makes complete sense, Bobbie, OK? 143 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:14,123 Just because you two are no longer dating 144 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,542 doesn't mean you want to see him with someone else, OK? 145 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,586 So what do you want to do about it? 146 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,296 I don't think there's anything we can do about it. 147 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,923 Look. 148 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,716 Emmett goes fishing on Wednesdays 149 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,426 and doesn't get back until noon, 150 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,428 so that means all we have to do 151 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,555 is get Monica in and out in an hour. 152 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,432 There's three problems with that. 153 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,602 The first two are you and you. 154 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,104 What do you mean? 155 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:38,189 Well, Isabella likes to brag 156 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,316 about everything she's done to the speakeasy-- 157 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,069 impressive, but time-consuming. 158 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,989 - Accurate, yet hurtful. - Yeah. 159 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,742 And, Gabby, there's a reason your name is Gabby. 160 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,411 You can't stand silence. 161 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,997 That is not true. 162 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,046 Somebody speak! - OK. 163 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,881 If we're going to get rid of Monica in record time, 164 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,216 you two need to zip it. 165 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,634 - OK. - OK. We promise. 166 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,179 Now, what was the third issue? 167 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,430 Oh, yeah, Steve. 168 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,515 There's no way he's going to rush out 169 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,808 the health inspector. 170 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,978 Shoot, the selfies alone will take 40 minutes. 171 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,354 Don't you worry. 172 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,689 I'll talk to Steve. 173 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,858 Not overtalk-- 174 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,985 just the right amount. 175 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:35,580 Hey, remember when you said that Emmett wasn't mad at you? 176 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:39,542 - Mm-hmm. - Mamma Mia, were you wrong. 177 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:40,626 Leave him alone. 178 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,211 You don't know anything. 179 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,713 Well, you know, my name is Gabby 180 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,924 because I hear things. 181 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:47,967 Wait. 182 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,427 What did you hear? 183 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,679 I overheard Emmett talking to Isabella, 184 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,974 and he said that he can never trust you again. 185 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,767 I'm totally trustworthy. 186 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,395 Takoda's the one you can't trust. 187 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,688 Watch it, Steve. 188 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,232 You only got one friend left. 189 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,526 You know what you have to do. 190 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,278 You have to talk to Emmett. 191 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,280 Talk to the king of not talking? 192 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,617 There are mimes that talk more than Emmett. 193 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,410 Listen, if I've learned anything 194 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,870 about getting men to talk, 195 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,415 it's that you've got to trap them first. 196 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,210 I guess we could corner him in the kitchen after our shift. 197 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:24,170 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 198 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,963 You've got to get him someplace away from work-- 199 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,132 you know, where there's no distractions. 200 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,551 Hey. 201 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,470 I know. 202 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,722 Emmett goes fishing every Wednesday morning. 203 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,600 You could trap him at the fishing shack. 204 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:42,271 Or you can just shove me headfirst into an outhouse, 205 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,232 get it over with. 206 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,816 No, no, no. 207 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,860 You want him in his comfort zone. 208 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,488 And you know, don't confront him too quickly. 209 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,908 Really take your time. 210 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,998 You know, I never say this, 211 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,167 but I think Gabby's right. 212 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,835 You know, I've never said this, 213 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,256 but let's go to a fishing shack. 214 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,098 You know, if you wanted me to come-- 215 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,392 No talking, no bragging. 216 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,353 We got to get her out of here. - OK. 217 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,940 You doing OK over there? 218 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,150 I'll tell you when I'm done. 219 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,363 Done. 220 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,992 ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ 221 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,702 Hey, Monica, if you need to get a closer look, 222 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,245 I could come over there and just lift you right up, 223 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,621 you know? 224 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,081 Not necessary. 225 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,584 If I need, I have a ladder in my Toyota Tundra. 226 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,712 Tundra. 227 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,088 Icy tundra. 228 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,131 Cold. 229 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,008 Brrr. 230 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,509 Icy. - What are you doing? 231 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,510 I don't know. 232 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,096 Get over there. 233 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,056 Now, this wood is original to the building. 234 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,391 Has it been fireproofed? 235 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,643 Yes. Fireproofed and up to code. 236 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,437 I kept the original wood look because-- 237 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,647 Because that's the end of that story. 238 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,400 Although from an aesthetic standpoint, 239 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,694 much more went into it. 240 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,988 Will someone escort me to the refrigeration system? 241 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,615 It's right over here on the other side of the bar 242 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,827 right next to the still-quiet Gabby. 243 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,162 Oh. 244 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,496 Oh, there's my glasses. 245 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,457 Oh, oh. 246 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,126 I don't know. 247 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,337 OK, refrigerator is here, 248 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,213 and the temperature gauge is right there. 249 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,924 It's a refurbished 1957 Philco-- 250 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,468 incredibly authentic. 251 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,179 You see, these are the kinds of touches... 252 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,598 I'll keep to myself. 253 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,143 OK, the gauge is in range, 254 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,980 and that checks the last item off the list. 255 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,398 Are we done? 256 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,983 We have successfully completed 257 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,151 the health inspection. 258 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,319 Oh. 259 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,112 That's a record, even for you. 260 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,114 Yeah. Best health inspector ever. 261 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,617 - This girl. - OK. 262 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,496 I'd like to acknowledge your professionalism 263 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,831 keeping the chatter and personal anecdotes 264 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,875 to a minimum. 265 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,461 Your time is valuable, and we respect that. 266 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,005 So get out of here! 267 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,965 And don't let the Prohibition era-style 268 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,760 sliding gate hit you on the way out. 269 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,555 Personally, I wanted to hurry things along-- 270 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,140 - And we appreciate that. - Let me finish, Bobbie. 271 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,433 OK. 272 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,060 I wanted to hurry things along 273 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,063 so we could transition into gal time. 274 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,564 Gal time? 275 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,233 That's really a thing? - Well, yes. 276 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,651 Well, now that my badge is off, 277 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,152 I don't want you to think of me 278 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,238 as Monica Ulrich, Department of Health. 279 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,531 I want you to think of me 280 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:41,450 as Monica Ulrich, Department of Friends! 281 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,170 Who's out there? 282 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:56,006 I'm armed. 283 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,049 Don't shoot. 284 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,426 It's Steve. 285 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,929 Who's hiding behind Takoda. 286 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,640 Hey, buddy. 287 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,936 What the hell are you two doing out here? 288 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,312 Can we come in? 289 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,564 There's a lot of mosquitoes, and I think 290 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,233 they're attracted to my hand cream. 291 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,073 - Oh. Nice fishing shack, man. - Yeah. 292 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,909 I love what you haven't done to the place. 293 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,327 I'll say it again. 294 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,537 What the hell are y'all doing out here? 295 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,997 What do you mean? 296 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,832 I'm just a dude that loves a place 297 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,086 with fish and worms and--ugh, fish and worms. 298 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,797 We wanted to apologize. 299 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,840 Huh. 300 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,924 For coming here? 301 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,967 I accept. 302 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,219 See you later. 303 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,263 No. 304 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,600 For me telling Isabella that you knew about her. 305 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,102 I mean, technically, I'm the one who told you, 306 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,645 so I'm also to blame. 307 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,564 But you know, just a little less. 308 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,108 Yeah, I know. 309 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,111 When I told you that, I put you in a terrible spot, 310 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,822 just like Happy did me. 311 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:05,660 I'm glad you don't blame us, but something's going on. 312 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,830 You know why I come out here? 313 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,166 The ambience? 314 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,043 The quiet. 315 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,671 So if you can't stay quiet, head out. 316 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,715 OK. 317 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,428 Wait. We're staying? 318 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,225 So I said to the manager, 319 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,727 "Your waiter's not wearing any shoes!" 320 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,103 And he says to me-- 321 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,355 true story, hand to God-- - I believe you. 322 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,481 I believe you. 323 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,525 And he says to me, "That's OK. 324 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,360 He serves the food with his hands." 325 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,694 Oh, no! 326 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,658 Who knew there'd be so many funny stories 327 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,159 about being a health inspector? 328 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,619 - I know. - So many. 329 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,955 So very many. 330 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,498 I got a million of 'em. 331 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,208 Yeah. I know. We've heard 'em. 332 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,584 Oh, man. 333 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,710 You know, this would be so much more fun 334 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,254 if we were drinking. 335 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,381 Can we please start drinking? 336 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,799 Oh! 337 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,093 I'd love to imbibe in some spirits. 338 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,387 Hey, as long as you don't serve them with your feet! 339 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,639 Oh, sha-ding! 340 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,979 OK, well, we don't want to keep you. 341 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,938 So here we go. - Yeah, yeah. 342 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,022 No, but wait, wait, wait. 343 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,816 What about you guys? Come on. 344 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:22,069 You must have some hilarious stories about working here. 345 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,071 - Ah, no. - No. 346 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,948 Not--not really. 347 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,074 Oh, come on. 348 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,158 It's a bar. 349 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,743 Surely there were some hijinks. 350 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,204 No. We pride ourselves in no hijinks. 351 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,289 Yep. 352 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,750 No hijinks and no quiche. 353 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,335 No. 354 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,962 - Really? - Yeah. 355 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,090 - Nothing? - Nah. 356 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,217 OK, well, then I have one more. 357 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,303 Oh, yay. 358 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,887 No, this one, you're going to find hilarious. 359 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,598 - OK. - OK. 360 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,516 I get pretty lonely, 361 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,810 because I don't have any friends. 362 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,815 And I actually thought that I might find some here. 363 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,818 How--how funny is that? 364 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,616 Not exactly hilarious. 365 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,452 Wait a minute, Monica. 366 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,164 You know, Daddy always said that Happy's was a place 367 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,207 where no one should feel alone. 368 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,335 It's a place where everybody knows your name. 369 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,961 Wait. Wasn't that "Cheers"? 370 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,296 I think that-- 371 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,215 Let me finish, Monica. 372 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,259 It's here too. 373 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,637 I'd like for you to stay. 374 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,598 What about you two? 375 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,183 Do you want me to stay? 376 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,810 Yeah, I do. 377 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,021 Me too. 378 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,231 Sha-ding! Ha! 379 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,829 What are you doing? 380 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,289 I'm organizing. 381 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,832 I'd do this alphabetically, 382 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,627 but I have no idea what they're called. 383 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,962 Wow. 384 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,881 I was wrong. 385 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,884 You're being quiet, and you're still a problem. 386 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,053 Get out. 387 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,098 We're worried about you, man. 388 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,102 Thought you were worried I was mad at you. 389 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,396 Even if you're not mad at us, 390 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,523 we can tell that something's bothering you. 391 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,608 We just want to know what's going on. 392 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,193 I don't feel like talking. 393 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,486 Why? 394 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,321 Because I don't feel like it. 395 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,448 Well, we're not leaving until you tell us what's going on. 396 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,574 Right, Takoda? 397 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,702 Right. 398 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,788 So why won't you talk to us? 399 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:42,292 Because talking ruined everything. 400 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,886 What do you mean, "Talking ruined everything"? 401 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,555 Because Happy told me his secret, 402 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,764 and then he died. 403 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,641 Then I tell Bobbie his secret, 404 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,268 and then she leaves me. 405 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,104 So you guys add all that up. 406 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,897 What's the problem? 407 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,232 Talking? 408 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,692 - Bingo. - No. 409 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,360 Emmett, I'm sorry that happened, 410 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,362 but I don't think talking is the problem. 411 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,114 You lost two of the most important people 412 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:16,034 in your life, people you felt safe opening up to. 413 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703 You need to open up to somebody, man. 414 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,954 I'm fine. 415 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,414 No, you're not. 416 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,625 You were, but then something happened. 417 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,506 I guess it was when those theater tickets arrived, 418 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,550 it hit me. 419 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,886 This thing with Bobbie, 420 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,346 it's not going to blow over. 421 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,684 We're not going to get back together. 422 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,936 I really hoped you would. 423 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,313 Me too. 424 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,814 Yeah. 425 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,943 Well, I don't know what I'm going to do. 426 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,988 I do. 427 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:57,326 You're going to move on, which will be hard. 428 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,203 And you'll still have us to talk to. 429 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,289 Although maybe in a different place. 430 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,959 Hey. 431 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960 You want to learn how to whittle? 432 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,212 No. 433 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,963 But I'll sweep up. 434 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,965 Deal. 435 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,592 Watch out for the fish heads down there. 436 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,969 Ohh. 437 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,806 They're looking at me. 438 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,355 I get it. 439 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,525 Monica, you're a hoot. 440 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,818 Thanks for getting me to stay. 441 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,194 I'm glad you did. 442 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,987 Yeah, we all are. 443 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,115 I just get so insecure and start spinning out 444 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,243 about, you know, not having any friends 445 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,287 and not being liked and being unlucky in love 446 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,872 and, you know, dying alone. 447 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:47,334 Oh, yeah, I-- 448 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,503 Sounds to me like you're borrowing trouble. 449 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,171 And I should know, because I've been doing that 450 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,548 a lot lately. 451 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,258 Honestly, me too. 452 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,260 I keep worrying that something's going to go wrong 453 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,971 with the speakeasy and then it'll be a big failure 454 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,556 and the tavern will go bankrupt 455 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,976 and I'll lose all my teeth to night grinding. 456 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,227 See? 457 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,229 That's a heap of borrowed trouble. 458 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,772 I don't need to borrow trouble. 459 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,608 I live with it. 460 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,112 And its name is Mom. 461 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,031 Well, so how do you guys deal? 462 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,450 I mean, once I start borrowing, I can't stop. 463 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,660 You know what works for me? 464 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,453 - What? - My friends. 465 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,664 These two had my back when I was spinning out, 466 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,709 and now we have yours. 467 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,793 Really? 468 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,003 - Yeah. - Really. 469 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,589 You have nothing to be insecure about. 470 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,924 And don't be afraid about putting yourself out there. 471 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,342 OK. 472 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,595 Thanks. 473 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,221 Big E! 474 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,307 Monica. 475 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,058 What are you doing here? 476 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,729 Oh, I was just, uh, talking with my friends. 477 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,440 Well, it's good to see you. 478 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,775 Hey, I was wondering, 479 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,862 would you want to grab a cup of coffee next week? 480 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,493 You should go, Emmett. 481 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,495 She's a lot of fun. 482 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,205 Yeah, that'd be nice. 483 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,332 I'm in. 484 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,541 OK, great. 485 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,709 Well, I'll give you a call. 486 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,461 I know this great place that 487 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,504 cleans their espresso machine like you wouldn't believe. 488 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,131 All right. 489 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,299 I'll see you next week. 490 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300 OK, perfect. 491 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,344 All right. 492 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,686 Are you OK, Bobbie? 493 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,480 Yeah. I'm fine. 494 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,334 {\an8}I take it you enjoyed "Mamma Mia"? 495 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,295 {\an8}It was the greatest show I've ever seen in my life. 496 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,298 {\an8}In my life! 497 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,553 {\an8}Thanks for nothing.